Things.

Things the world doesn't know about me:

1. I hate butterflies, birds, anything which flutters. yes, even eyelashes
2. I liked, i did, the dissections, i particularly enjoyed pulling the frog's leg off its pelvic girdle. poor John! God bless his soul.
3. I do like the colour pink. sacrilege i know. but...
   
4. i can, water ski, while simultaneously playing on a piano, carried by friendly sea otters.

Spot the not!